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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Today's Stats

Emails sent: 7
Tweets sent: 3
Times scolded by strangers on Twitter: 1
Nice @mentions by friends on Twitter: 6
Scantron forms ordered: -23,500
Phone calls made: 13
New Desmos features requested: 3
Spreadsheets dominated: 4
Cupcakes eaten: 1
Steps! 8,235
Google Hangouts: 3
Dead leaves on front porch: all of them
Earbuds destroyed by cat: 2
Pots of chile made: 1
Jamie Foxx/Channing Tatum movies watched: 3/4
Kitchens cleaned: 0


  1. What are the units on "earbuds?" I can hear Christopher asking in the distance...

  2. I was thinking, 1 earbud goes in 1 ear. I think if you meant it the other way, you'd say "pair of earbuds," no? Like socks.


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