First, a student I'm close to (she was with me for three years - my only hat trick, so far) came to tell me she was accepted to the college she really wanted. She's a lovely young woman who works hard and treats people well, and it was gratifying to see the payoff. There was even a hug. Then, I had carrot cake for breakfast. Which is fine, because it's basically a muffin, you know.
And then, at the beginning of one particular class, I begged whoever swiped one of my loaner graphing calculators, that was missing for over a week, to please return it. I told them I provided them so people who forgot theirs would be able to borrow one. Because it seemed like a considerate thing to do, to make math class less stressful. I knew if someone had it, it didn't mean they were bad, but that I really needed it back, and it was within their power to make a more honorable choice. I didn't care who it was, they could put it in my mailbox in the office so I didn't have to know. I wouldn't be able to loan out calculators anymore if I didn't get it back. And it was a shame that the 120 people who came through my room each day would have to suffer for one person's actions. That people without a calculator would have to make arrangements before Monday's quiz, because they won't be able to borrow one from me.
So we had a half-period lesson, then a half-period practice / peer tutoring kind of activity. I was all over the place, the kids were up and around, everyone was working hard.
And then after the bell rang, I walked to the back of the room, and OH SNAP, SITTING THERE, IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DESK, THE MISSING CALCULATOR! It was a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! I couldn't believe it. I still can't. Little speeches like that never work out for me. I felt like a movie teacher. I wish I knew who it was. I would hug the little bastard.
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My calculators walk off all the time and randomly reappear sometimes. I think the kids forget it's not theirs and just stick it in their bag.
Sounds like a decent day you had there.
Thata what I miss about teaching high school--you get to see 'em go from kids you adults right before your eyes. I cherish those relationships that were built while teaching and coaching hs. Still have some drop by the house to say hi at Chistmas from time to time.
Good thing you didn't find out who took the TI; you'd have had two hugs in one day-- way above your quota of...zero.
Were you wearing different shoes?
OOoooooh I just love you for posting this. I HATE all that preachy nonsense, I always feel like an idiot, going on about how one person's actions are going to DOOM the whole class, etc. IT WORKED! YAY! Somebody listened to you today, and then that someone did the right thing. THAT'S GOOD TEACHING. Good for you, Kate!
CalcDave that's happened before, but I think this was different. For several days in a row I had already been like "Who's got it? Check your bags."
Thanks for sharing this story. It really is a Christmas miracle =D
To improve upon the original "Who's got it check your bags?" I usually include "Look, I know that we all think we don't have it. The problems is all of us are right except for ONE person who is totally wrong and we don't know who that is. So check anyway, I'm not gonna be mad at you."
...Then I find it in the front pouch of my laptop bag...
"Then, I had carrot cake for breakfast. Which is fine, because it's basically a muffin, you know."
Who writes your material? Your blog is crap-yourself funny.
@Dave the shoes are non-negotiable.
@Carrie You are alright. Keep writing. We need more badass lady teachers to take up the keyboard.
@Sweeney totally done that before (found it in my bag).
@Dan High praise! Thanks! I don't know why I felt I needed to justify myself. It's the holiday season: that means dessert for breakfast and wine at noon.
I always get like halfway through a speech like that and can't figure out how to end it and then segue back in to teaching math and the whole thing is just awkward. i could never be a movie math teacher
haha. That was totally cute. New shoe comments, cake for breakfast, hugs for buggers and all.
I locked away my class set when one disappeared. I made a little speech about how I don't care who took it, I just want it back. I got three the next day. I don't know where the extra two came from. They have the 'school property' printing but none of the other teachers are missing one. I guess somebody in my class knew a guy...
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